For school, I have to write a short story about something random. We have this book called
Silly Story Starters. You flip 3 pages, and it tells you a story to write. So, I have to write a silly story about a monkey that is always crabby.
Once upon a time, there was a monkey. The monkey hated his owners. Well, he hated everything.
(Dramatic Theme Song)
One day the monkey was going about his normal day and he tripped over one of his toys. He ran over to his owners and said, "Gee guys, you could have killed me!"
Of course, they don't speak monkey, so it just sounded like, "Oo oo ah ah."
They shrugged their shoulders and walked off chuckling to themselves. The monkey got so mad that he ran outside, slammed the door, took their car keys, and drove off.
3 Hours Later
He drove to a beach. It had sand. The monkey had never seen sand before. He walked over to a random family on the beach and announced, "I AM CRABBY!"
It just sounded like, "Oo Oo Ah." The family smiled and took pictures. The monkey ran, and sat by the water. A crab came over and said, "You are crabby, but I am the crabbiest."
The End